did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%
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ha ha fucked him up real good
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if u dont give me ur wifi password when i come to your house i will never come to your house again
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If you flirt with me you’re not allowed to flirt with anyone else sorry I don’t make the rules
*yells sike at the altar on my wedding day*
is it called crush because they will crush your heart into million pieces
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*christan girl voice* are you on *looks around and whispers* the weed
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did soulja boy ever tell em
im so sorry
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what
wait a freaking second
who is jensen ackles
i thought jensen ackles was that fish from spongebob
this guy
i thought…this entire time… you guys have been talking about this fish…..
i dont even know why i just heard the name jensen ackles and assumed that was this guys name
i’m like 99% sure drake and josh was cancelled because josh got skinny
OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID “TAKE THAT METAL OUT OF YOUR NOSE IT’S DISGUSTING” AND I SAID “TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU’RE DISGUSTING” AND THE PERSON WALKING BEHIND ME LAUGHED SO HARD SHE STOPPED WALKING
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